An apology letter to Newgrounds

Sorry I've been neglecting you NG, I visited you every day, I just never had the time to talk to you. Of course I deposited XP every day, but I need to make blog and forum posts again Baby.

Please take me back. I promise I won't beat you, and I'll come home with a fresh batch of medals every so often. I appreciate all the great feedback I've gotten from my music, I really do, I just wish you could scout me again like you used to.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE take me back and let me play Dale and Peakot and Level UP! (the games aren't working for me, anyone else got this problem?)

And don't get so jealous. Just because Tom used my suggestion for the Treausre Hunt 09 (5 from the bottom), Time TIme: Rewound by Joe-Kangaroo (orange Links galore!), it doesn't mean I love him more than you. I heard a rumor he's got a nasty case of HPV anyway.

So in conclusion NG, can't we just screw and get things back to normal again?

EDIT: Holy fucking shit. Tom Fulp. well my lifetime NG goal has been met. Guess this is you saying you love me back, NG

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Madanimation 2009-12-03 17:14:57

twilight was a shit film anyway

rockyace42 2009-12-03 17:14:57

True.

Sh0T-D0wN 2009-12-03 17:19:30

3rd.

rockyace42 2009-12-03 17:19:30

W00t! sorry about misspelling your name. And congrats man!

TomFulp 2009-12-03 17:19:31

Ok!

rockyace42 2009-12-03 17:19:31

I just pee peed my pants.

FairSquare 2009-12-03 17:21:11

Sorry rockyace42, but i waited for you all this time. And now it's too late. We will still be friends, but i won't let you touch me anymore and we won't play games together. I'm sorry, but i have to move on too. It's not easy, i know, but i'm sure you can move on like i did and find someone else.. because yeah, i found someone else too. There's this lovely user, called MH16, he's so awesome and sweet. He's my new partner. Again, sorry rockyace42, but you must understand.

Sincerely,
Newgrounds.
(I'm logged in on MH16's account, we share this account now)

rockyace42 2009-12-03 17:21:11

You bitch! Well i get to keep your cat! But don't worry you'll receive him in 16 separate packages eventually!

SimpleStuff 2009-12-03 18:01:43

So you think that one apology is gonna fix everything we've gone through? You think those two words, stretched over this little post can cure all the crap you did to me? No, NO! I'm not going to take that, and you ain't getting any of this sweet ass!

rockyace42 2009-12-03 18:01:43

Fine, I'm REALLY sorry.

ZeeAk 2009-12-03 18:21:33

This is one completed goal! :D

I'm sure NG will forgive you, if you show her much you love her.

rockyace42 2009-12-03 18:21:33

thanks love doctah

Curlyboy8 2009-12-04 00:23:59

Look, your little attention seeking post got my attention. Happy?

rockyace42 2009-12-04 00:23:59

Well excuse me, it's pretty annoying when you get put on the Artist News page and Put a link on the frontpage and get nothing out of it.

DroidTronProductions 2009-12-04 00:37:23

yes

rockyace42 2009-12-04 00:37:23

mmmhmm

Goldfire64 2009-12-04 01:13:54

i think you meet your goal/

rockyace42 2009-12-04 01:13:54

why i believe so/

GeneralAC 2009-12-04 09:16:41

I do still love you.

rockyace42 2009-12-04 09:16:41

thanks baybeh

Septin 2009-12-07 06:49:32

You sir are an inspiration to newgrounds.

rockyace42 2009-12-07 06:49:32

And she's good in bed too.